December, 16?, 1943 Dear Vannah,      I am afraid that this will be the last letter you will get from me. My heart aches that I shall not see you again. My Mustang was shot down and I was captured. I have been in this camp for a few days and I was recently informed I am about to be shot. They don’t really know what to do with me over here so they just decided to shoot me instead of one of their other methods of execution which is a good thing. I have heard some horrible rumors of some awful methods they use to kill. I can only assume that these rumors are true. I thank God that my death shall be painless. They are letting me write on

So something weird keeps happening. It happens once a year and the same time every year. It happens on the last Thursday of November every time. So basically when Black Friday rolls around, people start talking about this thing called, Thanksgiving. Not a lot of people, just a few people. It gets pretty annoying. Besides, to my knowledge there is only one major holiday in November. That would be Black Friday. I have not idea where they got this from either. Must be some ancient tradition they're trying to bring back. Pfft dumb hipsters. However they just go on and on about this apparent holiday. I think they are talking about Brown Thu

An old man stood by white grave. The grave was clean and like many others in its columns and rows. The old man had tears in his eyes as he touched to beautiful stone. He didn't even notice the young man approaching him. The young mas stopped about ten feet away from the old man and the stone. The young man made no move to disturb the other man. However the old man knew he was there, he always knew when someone was behind him anyway. "Hello there. Any reason you're just standing back there?" The old man asked. "Hello sir. I was just on my way to visit my Dad and I saw you here," The young man paused. "I just thought you might want some co

Shutdown "The 'Elephants' are robbing the U.S"-Russia "Jefferson, wake up, they've gone crazy!"-France "A superpower has paralyzed itself"-Germany "America shuts down"-United Kingdom Today, I awoke to a sicking piece of news America, my home, had shutdown part of it's government I didn't believe it. I thought this honestly wouldn't happen I though our congress was mature enough to not let this happen I thought they cared I was wrong. Then again I shouldn't be quite so drastic Not all of congress is the problem Just enough to cause a problem Just enough to cause misery, Because they can't have their way. So they then act like a smal

The Day Fire Came It was dark, very dark However I was used to it Living this way for all my life tends to help with that And I can’t say I really minded the darkness It is peaceful, calm, and ordinary However everything soon changed One day a small speck light could be seen Just a tiny little thing But you could see it I thought it was odd but thought else of it at the time Then it got brighter Much brighter It turned into a great pillar of fire It banished any darkness that came near it But with it, I could truly see And so could they There were three of them Three creatures that rose from the darkest corners and approached the

You won't die It's not that hard Look, I have a bunch of reasons why it's not that hard The enemies are cake I mean the skeletons can be annoying Er...well those bone wheel ones are tough too And the giant ones And pretty much the entire Tomb of Giants Never mind that The locations are awesome though! Blight Town is just great! Just don't fall Or get toxic The really isn't that bad Just pick the master key and you can skip some bad parts Oh...you have the pendent? Well that's a good choice too! Ok well Sen's Funhouse is not that bad I mean why else would the community name it so? It has friendly locals, beautiful scenery, not death...

Choking (Song) Ever feel like you're toking your breath? Like you can't breath? Like you're choking? Do you find it hard to get air? Like you're suffocating? And it's too much to bear? Well then I think you can't be alone Even if you feel like a drone I can't condone you Who could? Who would? You have to open up Try to breath and stay tall You can't just give up Even if you're about to erupt I've seen people just give in To all the pain they feel They store their heart away in box made of tin And then they seal it all away Promising to come back another day But they never come back They never return They left their heart in pack And

Cake Cake Such a great invention Don't you agree? Well you should agree! Cake is, Delicious, Decadent, Deciduous. Anyway! Cake is the best It has so many flavors after all Flavors like, Chocolate, Lemon, Red Velvet, Poison Berry. So remember, Cake is the best So go eat some now!